• me: dad, im hungry
  • dad: oh hi hungry, im dad!
  • me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via goldtique)

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

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mikeandrosky:

A day in the life #gtav #backflips #crew #fun

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via forgave)

THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING NEW


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.